THESE BUBBLEGUM CARDS WERE PRODUCED BY THE TOPPS COMPANY IN 1973
IF ANY READERS OF THIS BLOG SHOULD ACTUALLY DIE FROM LAUGHING AT THESE CARDS, I DISAVOW ALL RESPONSIBILITY. I MEAN, YOU WERE WARNED, RIGHT? BUT HAVE SOMEONE EMAIL ME WITH THE DETAILS OF YOUR FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS AND I'LL SEND SOME FLOWERS. OR A BALLOON. OR SOME OLD CHUCK E. CHEESE COUPONS I FOUND UNDER MY REFRIGERATOR. THEY EXPIRED YEARS AGO, BUT IF YOU'RE DEAD, YOU WON'T BE DOING ANY COMPLAINING, RIGHT?
"Who the hell have I got to sleep with to get MY face on a trading card?"
"Okay, kewl! Appreciate ya!"
i had these cards as a kid! they must be someplace...you'll die laughing indeed!
ReplyDeleteI had 'em too, and strangely enough, I am still alive. In fact, I never even laughed enough to cause myself the slightest discomfort. They should be sued for false advertising.
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