If that stupid barbaric prima donna Criswell thinks he's too good to introduce educational comic book stories to you brainless barbaric beasts, then I, EROS, will shoulder the burden. This tale, which I do not expect your stupid minds to grasp, illustrates perfectly the stupidity and barbarism that are the hallmarks of your degenerate race. With you people it's one #%$@-up after another! See! See how you stupid-minded earthlings with your stupid earthling minds treat yet another well-meaning visitor from outer space! You fools! Stupid! Stupid! You stupid, barbaric, foolish, stupid barbarians! Just you wait! Just you stupidly and barbarically wait! WAIT until you see what's in STORE for you... PLAN 10!!!
But until then, savor this absolute proof of your barbaric stupidity!
You know, Tanna, it's an interesting thing when you consider... the Earth people, who can think, are so frightened by those who cannot: the dead. I suppose it is because of their stupid fucking barbaric minds. Because they are totally fucking stupid, as you know. I mean, Earth is the Planet of the Fucktards. Totally. Dumbfucks to a man.