Tuesday, October 13, 2009

31 Days of Halloween: You'll Die Laughing


THESE BUBBLEGUM CARDS WERE PRODUCED BY THE TOPPS COMPANY IN 1973

IF ANY READERS OF THIS BLOG SHOULD ACTUALLY DIE FROM LAUGHING AT THESE CARDS, I DISAVOW ALL RESPONSIBILITY. I MEAN, YOU WERE WARNED, RIGHT? BUT HAVE SOMEONE EMAIL ME WITH THE DETAILS OF YOUR FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS AND I'LL SEND SOME FLOWERS. OR A BALLOON. OR SOME OLD CHUCK E. CHEESE COUPONS I FOUND UNDER MY REFRIGERATOR. THEY EXPIRED YEARS AGO, BUT IF YOU'RE DEAD, YOU WON'T BE DOING ANY COMPLAINING, RIGHT?



"Who the hell have I got to sleep with to get MY face on a trading card?"




"Okay, kewl! Appreciate ya!"











2 comments:

  1. i had these cards as a kid! they must be someplace...you'll die laughing indeed!

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  2. I had 'em too, and strangely enough, I am still alive. In fact, I never even laughed enough to cause myself the slightest discomfort. They should be sued for false advertising.

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